Duck: Dear Kangaroo! Why don’t you give me a ride on your back ,so that I can also hop around with you and see the beautiful world , away from this nasty pond?
Kangaroo: With pleasure, my dear Duck, though your feet are unpleasantly wet and cold and I might catch rheumatism.
Duck: That won’t be a problem. I will wear worsted socks and cloak and smoke a cigar every day to keep out the cold.